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I am the embodiment of what all Irish people hate about Americans who say they are Irish.

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…And there’s nothing new under the sun. …Or is there?

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Here it is. The most important cat video that you’ll see — oh, let’s say — all week.

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From Julio Cortázar to Virginia Woolf to Luna Miguel and Andy Warhol, these are authors and books I love.

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“Don’t knock masturbation — it’s sex with someone I love.” – Woody Allen

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Don’t bend; don’t water it down; don’t try to make it logical; don’t edit your own soul according to the fashion. Rather, follow your most intense obsessions mercilessly.

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For to end yet again skull alone in a dark place.

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This time, then another time, I think, and then it’ll be over, with that world too.

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If I grew a small “Hitler” mustache, but changed absolutely nothing else about myself, but refused to shave it off, ever… would my friends still hang out with me?

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Colors so bright, they broke my heart.