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Forget life lessons. We have Bill Murray.

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But be warned: if you have any friends who are insufferable freestylists, play at your own risk. You’ll never get them to shut up over this.

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This chick last night just described ‘Spring Breakers’ as white ‘Belly’ which sounds pretty good. I pointed out ‘Gummo’ was on the TV at DMX’s house in ‘Belly.’ The conversation was not as boring as I’m making it sound.

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Goodnight laptop. Goodnight meth.
Goodnight Cormac McCarthy and Zadie Smith.

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I was speaking to a friend while we walked around Bushwick when she mentioned that her friend was the roommate of Grand Puba, the rapper. I wondered which rappers would make the best and worst roommates. Since I don’t know many rappers personally, I have to draw conclusions from what they reveal about themselves in their lyrics.