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You should oppose socialized law for the same reasons that you oppose socialized medicine.

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Tom Morello, former guitarist with 90s novelty act Rage Against The Machine, raged against a kicky little shabby-chic Seattle bistro this week called the Five Points something or other.

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1. She’ll be the most powerful person wearing a dress in Washington since J. Edgar Hoover.

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I thought that girls pee’d out of there butts until I was 12 because they always sat down to pee! Made sense at the time.

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Say what you are saying as simply as possible. Your goal isn’t to show the other person how smart you are, it’s to convince the other person to see things your way.

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Like a child who throws a tantrum to get their parents’ attention, Bynes knows that the weirder she acts, the more people tune in.

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Chris Brown didn’t give Frank Ocean a standing ovation when he won a Grammy which is just as bad, if not worse than picketing a funeral.

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Part of the reason that Robsten doesn’t matter to me, however, is that I am not a young woman today, and I’m glad that I’m not.

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And also, if you don’t like it, we will beat you to death with rubber tubes or something.

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Calling someone a name is a lazy person’s resource. It takes away all of their collected knowledge, their education and their manners, putting them in the same class as barbarian trolls who don’t know any better.