Why Conservatives Should Oppose The Police Michael Malice “ You should oppose socialized law for the same reasons that you oppose socialized medicine.
Tom Morello: Rebel Without A Dinner Reservation Steve Henry “ Tom Morello, former guitarist with 90s novelty act Rage Against The Machine, raged against a kicky little shabby-chic Seattle bistro this week called the Five Points something or other.
18 Reasons It’ll Be Awesome When Hillary Clinton Is The Next President Of The United States Zaron Burnett III “ 1. She’ll be the most powerful person wearing a dress in Washington since J. Edgar Hoover.
34 Things People Thought Were Myths But Turned Out To Be True Charlie Shaw “ I thought that girls pee’d out of there butts until I was 12 because they always sat down to pee! Made sense at the time.
9 Rules To Win Every Argument Chrissy Stockton “ Say what you are saying as simply as possible. Your goal isn’t to show the other person how smart you are, it’s to convince the other person to see things your way.
Do You Think Amanda Bynes Is Trolling Us? Nico Lang “ Like a child who throws a tantrum to get their parents’ attention, Bynes knows that the weirder she acts, the more people tune in.
Chris Brown Is The Worst Human Being To Ever Live Peter Bd “ Chris Brown didn’t give Frank Ocean a standing ovation when he won a Grammy which is just as bad, if not worse than picketing a funeral.
The Public Slut Shaming Of Kristen Stewart = Not OK Nico Lang “ Part of the reason that Robsten doesn’t matter to me, however, is that I am not a young woman today, and I’m glad that I’m not.
Michael Malice 
Steve Henry 
Zaron Burnett III 
Charlie Shaw 
Chrissy Stockton 
Nico Lang 
