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The Royal Wedding may be over, but we’re just now learning what went down at the two (yes, two) top secret receptions that went on later that day.

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Worth it for the dance moves.

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Last night, I was particularly exhausted – both mentally and physically. I was trying to figure out why I was feeling so down, when it hit me.

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This is now my favorite version of this song ever. None can contend.

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Good luck trying to get through this entire song.

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The password for entry into the elite class is no longer “monarchy,” it’s “meritocracy.” Put another way, success is based on your A-levels, not your surname.

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Royals = high school student partying sans student loan payments.

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Only bad people live to see their likeness set in stone
What does that make me?