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GEMINI: They’re huge gossips. If they catch you doing something embarrassing, they’re going to tell everyone the story. Your secrets won’t stay secret for long. 

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There’s nothing worse than living with someone you cannot stand.

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Every weird thing you do before bed. From creating concoctions of coconut oil and lavender to put in your hair to prepping your weekly vitamins in color coordinated pill boxes, she’s literally seen it all.

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She’s the one taking care of you when you’re drunk. She’s the one yelling at you when you feel lazy to go to class. She’s the one who cheers with you when you top an exam. She’s the one who cries with you when your favorite character in a t.v. series died.

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This string of bad roommates did not just “happen” to me. It was not a random series of events. Everything that happened was the result of my own karma.

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After a long month of Craigslist shopping, I moved into an empty room with two other girls. Little did I know co-existing peacefully was way better than any living arrangement I had had before.

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Living with someone also teaches you about hygiene. It is an unwritten rule that when your roommate asks if his or her hair looks greasy, you encourage a trip to the shower. We’re adults now, right?

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Man, people have some terrible stories about their roommates.

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I suppose looking back on it now, one night should have pointed to who my roommate really was.

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Gift giving can be panic-inducing when done wrong. Or it can make you go from a good friend to a great friend when done right.