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How to take a proper selfie, which is so much more difficult with a digital camera. What will usually work is just one arm extended above your head, facing forward, and glancing up at the camera with angst. Throw some Evanescence lyrics in the caption and you’re good.

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“Before I came over… a knowledgeable older friend of his had come by and told him, ‘Remember to vacuum the paneling too. Chicks really dig that.'” Is it true, ladies????