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Ironically for a climate where voters complain about rampant polarization and gridlock, Romney’s “flip-flopping” flexibility may undermine his campaign again.

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For years they’ve poked at him, called him naive and inexperienced. Now events are making them look right.

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11. Requesting and/or accepting the friend and acquaintance casualties lost during heated political disagreements over the past month or so.

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Chug a beer and then crush the can violently against your head every time you see a defaced political yard sign.

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I also want to point out that despite Mr. Eastwood’s relentless verbal attacks, I was generally pretty polite throughout the whole speech. Besides for those few outbursts, I quietly checked my email and played a few rounds of Words with Friends with Biden and let Mr. Eastwood do his thing.

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An old friend from middle school tagged you in a super unflattering series of scanned photographs of a school trip you all went on where you’re either wearing all Limited Too or have severe acne on your forehead. HA HA HA. REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE UGLY?