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I never thought someone from Tumblr would be able to find me in the real world. I never thought I’d be woken up by an intruder inside of my double bolted apartment.

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“A giantess sat on my face. She hadn’t showered in two days.”

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Have him throw on a leather jacket and pretend to be the bad boy that your parents warned you about. When things get dirty, make sure to keep the noise to a minimum, like you’re sneaking around and don’t want anyone else to hear.

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Here are some sexual roleplaying ideas to spice up your sex life. Just make sure you come up with some safe words!

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This is a guide from a monogamous heterosexual female about how I want my boyfriend to dominate me in bed.

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The time I recognized my human privilege in the face of a mind controlled Stone Giant whose people had been enslaved for 1,000 years.

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You asked me what the chances were of us seeing each other again, and I said “50/50”. I lied.

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I can’t mention sexual experiences in your twenties without including alcohol and memory loss. 60% of our sexual experiences are forgettable quite literally because we can’t remember them!