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Somehow, everything on the entire site is about them and their kid.

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Love is real.

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Get ready to laugh your ass off.

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Once, I was so drunk that I fell down while my shorts were around my ankles and peed myself. There. I said it.

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This happened to a friend of mine. He was having a one night stand with some girl and right in the middle she looks up at him and says “You can poop on me if you want.”

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This story is a wild ride.

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Based on my experience in marriage, these are hilariously spot on.

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People should text me things this funny.

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This story has a happy ending.

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Pickles is the kind of guy who can’t tell if you’re “dating dating” or if he just happens to show up every place where you happen to be.