The Queen of Twitter and the Queen of Robots finally faced off.

Aren’t unboxing videos cool?

In mid-August I was starting to legitimately enjoy working at Disney; that is, until I got the complaint.

The book has always been a commodity, says Richard Nash, and in the post-industrial era of publishing, we’d better reward the ‘quanitified self’ for reading.

4. Laundry (and all things associated with it).

Against the infinite, he thought, nothing has any more weight than anything else.

From the moment I emerged, bloody and screaming from my mother’s womb she resented me. Every time music would play my infant ears would perk up and my joints would become ridged, my tiny Michelin Man arms crunching back and forth in an adorable mechanical motion. My dad would say things like “my baby girl sure does pop a mean robot!” which only made my mother hate me more.