To celebrate this year’s swanky ceremony, we are counting down the worst of the best, and commiserating on the time I spent watching these horrid etches in film history
Do not slack off and do not quit things. Being a “babe” means you do not give up. On people, or on goals. When someone tells you that loyalty is one of your best qualities and that they have a girl crush on you, smile and say “thank you”.
Some of the best movies out there have tiny casts, just like your circle of friends.
The behavior of the Twittersphere is troubling. Whether it’s the desperation Tweeters begging for followers with promises they will follow back, or the keyboard-courageous strong-arms using Twitter as a platform to verbally attack celebrities, the conduct of many consumers just seems childish.
When I was a teenager, I never imagined life could be this good.
It doesn’t feel like October at all, and if I didn’t see the salmon and russet trees in Prospect Park, I’d think this was the first hint of summer rather than its last breath.
Okay, we get it. Your dog is super adorable and this is the only real relationship you have going on in your life right now. After picture #857 I can tell what it looks like. It’s a dog.
In 2013, we have our Channing Tatums and our Zac Efrons, but nothing we will ever produce can hold a candle to Montgomery Clift and James Dean. They just don’t make sexy like they used to.
My story is not unique. This was true of many men of our generation.
5. “Captain Phillips.”