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The check that Costas gave me for the cash I lent him did bounce, as I expected. What can you expect from a cocaine addict? Ronna told me she’d seen Costas a couple of days before I did, on line at a Banana Republic cash register where Costas’s credit card turned out to be invalid. People are sometimes sadly predictable.

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Many Riverdale fans were understandably upset by Melton’s tweets, given that one of the actors they’d grown to love had once spread such toxic ideologies.

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Everyone has been speculating whether or not Riverdale costars Lili Reinhart and Cole Sprouse have been dating since, well, forever. Now we have PROOF.

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We all know that the ‘Riverdale’ costars are definitely dating (no matter what they say), but could they possibly be expecting?

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Scorpio: Hiram Lodge

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If you don’t know Cole Sprouse from Riverdale, then you almost definitely know him from The Suite Life of Zack and Cody. Of course, his old Disney fans might be surprised that little Cody is all grown up now, hot af, and also hilariously dirty, as seen on Twitter.

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Way to ruin Christmas, Lili.

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Gemini: Archie Andrews