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The only thing more tragic than Morty Smith eating breakfast twenty yards away from his own rotting corpse is the fact that it’s officially been more than a year since we’ve gotten new episodes of Rick and Morty. If you’re tired…

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LIBRA: Summer. Despite the world almost always going to shit, you still remain impressively optimistic.

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“I once dated a guy who was nice enough, but every time I looked in his eyes when we were getting frisky in the bedroom, I didn’t see a man looking back at me. I saw myself as a child and as a rotting corpse and the entire smallness of my existence and it was honestly such a turnoff.”