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Republicans are in a bind because they basically promised to repeal Obamacare and replace it with a conservative alternative. The problem is that Obamacare is the conservative alternative.

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In 2015, 90.9% of all Americans were enrolled in health insurance of some kind.

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Although “uneducated” doesn’t necessarily mean the same thing as “total idiot,” the underlying assumption you are cognitively hardwired to make is that “uneducated” means “unlearned,” “unknowledgeable,” “unskilled,” and to a certain extent, “uncultured.”

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The hypocrisy reeks.

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“And there’s one area where Donald’s experience could be invaluable, and that’s closing Guantanamo. Because Trump knows a thing or two about running waterfront properties into the ground.”

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“Reach Across the Aisle”

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Join us as we Jager Bomb our way through the spin

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“Are you a closeted homosexual?”

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The stock market is doing great! Believe me, you’ve got nothing to cheer about.