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Every morning I wake up tense, my fists clenched and my arms pressed into my chest. It’s as if I’m braced for impact, like I’m about to crash-land into the day.

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Once in a while, I find myself waxing on — as it were — to my son about vinyl.

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In no particular order.

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It’s about that time in the week where you’ve taken your shoes off and lounging in your office chair in socks.

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Being awake for 17-19 straight hours declines your performance to lesser than or equal to a person with a blood alcohol level of 0.05%.

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Are you sad? Looking to be? A non-exhaustive list for your listening… pleasure.