“I have embarrassingly been matched up with a distant cousin of mine. I of course panicked and deleted the app and all evidence that it ever happened but I’m sure it’s floating around in cyber space somewhere.””
relationships and dating
When they’re happy and smiley in the morning, you debate temporarily breaking up with them.
There’s something about us that makes people want more.
You are gone to God knows where and I have a new girlfriend. In every way, she is superior to you. The only thing is, she is yet to say, “I love you” the way you did.