“Played Ouija with some friends and it started being threatening and Satany, so we threw it away in a church dumpster. The next day that church was struck by lightning and burnt to the ground.”
Please take my computer away from me immediately.
When my son was a baby, a guy leaned in and whispered, “I can smell your milk.”
“Cats were arranged into a spiral pattern on the wall. He had collected their eyes into a bowl in front of it.”
“Her face comes into focus. Half of it is cover in burn marks and blisters, and the other half is charred. The final detail come into view. This part with haunt my thoughts forever. Her eyes, dear god her eyes. They were black. Black as night. “
“I stopped using face wash in July. I started using microfiber cleansing cloths. GAME CHANGER.”
“Little Talks by Monsters And Men is about an elderly lady who recently lost her husband and is losing her mind while waiting to die so she can be with him again.”
“When I was a girl I went to get pop tarts and then the car crashed and burned and I died.”
“For as long as I can remember, I saw what I described as ‘a girl that was pink and see through.’ I always called her Pam. It’s been 10 years since I lived in that house and I still remember her vividly.”
Gather your friends together and get ready to say goodbye to 2017 (thank god) — and, you know, get drunk while you’re at it.