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When I asked about her imaginary friend she solemnly told me that he lived in our house a long time ago.

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“Apparently he’d climb up to the bedroom window outside and watch you until you saw him.”

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“Long story short this man had been getting into their home via a doggy door.”

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As I continued on my way, I heard him say “You’re gonna have a bad day tomorrow.”

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“Party time” “My great aunt woke up in the middle of the night, she heard her dog making these low growls. She was single at the time and living alone in her ranch style home.

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I don’t think we need to involve yetis or aliens or Soviet super weapons.

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She joked that she heard something outside and me being a bit silly opened the blinds up wide as a joke and there was a guy just standing there staring into the lounge room.

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Absolute power of the people.