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Rigmarole: ‘Every time I ask her to do the dishes, she starts giving me a bunch of rigmarole.’

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“Why do you say you’re ‘fine’ when you’re obviously pissed off?”

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“He put his hands in his pants, scratched his crotch, and told a customer to smell his fingers.”

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“Witnessed a guy cut his own d*ck off and throw it at a pill nurse.”

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“A few years ago I was staying in a mental ward, and we were on lockdown. She sneaked into my room and f*cked the crazy out of me.”

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“They can be over 40 and still considered generally attractive.”

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Longevity privilege, crying privilege, emotional privilege, weight privilege, hair privilege, clothing privilege, sex work privilege, laziness privilege…should we continue?

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“It’s crippling. Imagine being stuck in a deep well with a boulder tied to your ankle. As you try to climb up towards the light, there will always be something holding you back.”

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“When I got older, I realized the world wouldn’t wait for me. That I didn’t just have an endless amount of time to get my sh*t together. There would be no miracles and I would actually have to do something because no one was going to do it for me.”

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“Men are expendable. It’s literally our evolutionary role to stand between the tribe and danger because we’re not the reproductive bottleneck.”