Good Evening, Idiot Hookers: Let’s Liveblog Scream Queens Episode 3 Together M.J. Pack “ There are so many dressings on the table. Only psychopaths have that many salad dressings.
Good Evening, Idiot Hookers: Let’s Liveblog The Scream Queens Premiere Together M.J. Pack “ Pumpkin-flavored beer is in the fridge, fall officially starts tomorrow, and tonight is the premiere for “American Horror Story” creator Ryan Murphy’s brand new horror comedy series.
The Ten Most Important Characters On Game Of Thrones Rob Fee “ Familiarize yourself with this group and the rest will just fall into place.
If ‘Real Housewives of Orange County’ Were Scripted: “The D-Word” Dara Katz “ At the restaurant, a musical theater student brings the COUPLE DUBROW to their table, they order some D-words and discuss the other D-word. TERRY apologizes for bringing up the D-word and says he would rather D-word than ever D-word.
This Week’s ‘Community’ Recap — “Heroic Origins” Nathan Savin Scott “ This show has faults, but these are still characters I want to spend time with. That’s enough to give us another season.
If ‘Real Housewives Of Orange County’ Was Scripted: “The Party is Over!” Dara Katz “ “Xanax?! Ha! We’re all on Xanax, who cares?!” shouts all the Housewives’ inner dialogue. VICKI, LYDIA, and ALEXIS take off, and TAMRA and her posse “BLESS THIS FUCKING BUILDING.”
This Week’s Community Recap, “Intro To Felt Surrogacy” Ben Branstetter “ I’ve been rewatching season one these past few days (shout outs Hulu Plus, I see you) and was blown away by how pigeonholed the characters were at the beginning of this series.
If The Real Housewives Of The OC Were Scripted: “Evil Eyes and Evil Faces” Dara Katz “ Instead of facing the music, TAMRA rushes from the dinner table to have a solo cry and be consoled by the “Jewish Marry Poppins.” HEATHER’s purse did always seem to be holding an endless supply of items, but, in a Jewish kind of way.
If The Real Housewives Of Orange County Were Scripted: “Bullies and Babies” Dara Katz “ Sometimes I’m so entertained by The Real Housewivess that I like to pretend somebody actually scripted the entire show. This is what the treatment for last night’s episode would look like:
ALL THE FEELINGS: Doctor Who’s “The Angels Take Manhattan” Gaby Dunn “ Come here, Who fandom. Just come here. Let’s all hug? Can we hug?