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But would you believe me if I told you Rebecca Black was back? Or, perhaps even more unbelievably, that her new song actually isn’t terrible?

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While the act of standing in a crowded bar with a group of acquaintances and getting drinks spilled on you sounds like a perfect way to end your week, a few other ideas come to mind first.

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There’s a lot of bad music out there.

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Well the world got the chance to hear about another day of the week this Saturday, as Rebecca Black’s “Saturday” quickly reached over 11 million views in a few days. But how does it compare to her mega smash hit “Friday?”

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I like the egg rolls/ And the wonton soup/ This makes me feel so so good.

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Every meme dies, so it’s important to embrace them as much as possible in the present.

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When “Rolling In The Deep” gained sincere radio play, the focus was on Adele rather than the song. When “Just A Girl” introduced the charts to Gwen Stefani and No Doubt, the band had more personality than the track in question.

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Love when people expose the ridiculousness of cliches and cultural trends via in-character parody. Stephen Colbert. Hipster Runoff. This guy.

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“This song gave me cancer.”

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The walls of my bed chamber seemed to be closing in on me the more I scrolled and read, but I still couldn’t stop. There were so many questions, and my questions led to more questions.