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You would be the overly blunt girl in the house who has no filter. You’ll literally tell Becky that she should stop eating donuts because her gowns are looking tighter, and Rachel will hate you because you told her that she’d eventually “grow into her nose.”

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You should always have people you consider enemies.

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Television shows can be seen as a window to a person’s soul. Friendships can be made or broken depending on what a person’s favorite reality TV shows are.

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Networks take note and send me a cut if you use my ideas!! Or at least a t-shirt…I don’t know.

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A girl in my school was on Super Sweet 16. Someone got paid by a cameraman to knock over the cake.

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3. “I’m going to drink 6 gallons of water every day, just like Jessica Alba! You’ll see!”

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My season of The Bachelor will reach out to all the guys that have decent self-confidence but can’t find themselves in a relationship.

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Note to self: I should have added at the top of my Bachelor commandments thou shall try really, really, hard to not say exactly what I’m thinking out loud.

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When I was 19 I was cast on MTV’s ‘The Real World.’ Now I’m 28 and I’m on track to own part of thousands of companies in my lifetime.

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It’s hard for me to believe that in another era, people might have read books to relax. Now, to relax, I need — or at least I tell myself I need — to watch the least mentally challenging, least difficult, least gritty, least substantive television program available.