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It reads like a movie script but was more like reality TV—a young man avoided murder charges because his lawyer spotted him in the crowd during an episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm that was filmed at Dodger Stadium at the time of the slaying.

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I was at this scene of a suicide (work related). Guy shot him self with a shotgun, right under the chin. When I walked in, a black cat was sitting in his blood and staring at me.

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I was at this scene of a suicide (work related). Guy shot him self with a shotgun, right under the chin. When I walked in, a black cat was sitting in his blood and staring at me.

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Caller: I need the police, there is a wild rabbit in my garden eating my garden vegetables.

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“I could feel the water touch my butt, worse yet, some bits of poop, but I couldn’t give a damn. I was shitting and puking for a good hour. I was getting emotionally wrecked at the same time as well.”