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Happy hunting!

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I’m falling behind in a very specific way that is available for everyone to witness.

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There’s a gourmet kitchen, a theater room, gigantic Kardashian-sized closets, and it’s own vineyard. It’s also pretty private, located on it’s own 3.3-acre lot.

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If you can afford the $11,500 per month rent, you can have her dad as your rental agent!

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Note to self: become YouTube famous.

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Whether you’re in the market for a killer deal, on the hunt for a haunting thrill, or hungry to dine like Leatherface, we’ve got a house of horror you need to visit.

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I see codewords a $15 trillion dollar industry uses to hypnotize its religious adherents to BELIEVE.

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Realtors, what are you doing?

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Want to trade your yummy dessert recipe for a house??

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I don’t know what the hell to do. I feel like I don’t have a lot of options here, and no one’s as concerned as I am. Or concerned at all.