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We’re not all lucky with everything we do. Jocko is lucky. I am lucky. But some of his friends didn’t make it back from war.

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He fidgets all night. He acts like he is hiding something.

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Sure, I want you to like me. But if you don’t, I’m not going to lose sleep over it. Sure, I want the work that I produce to resonate with you. But if it doesn’t, I’ll be okay.

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While riding, don’t put other’s lives at risk. The end.

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You tell me I’ll change my mind like it’s something that needs to be changed.

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Like a full moon to a werewolf, Valentine’s Day creates absolute monsters out of ordinary people.

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This perpetual indignant nice guy rants need to stop on both sides.

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There are many kinds of porn in this world. There is porn porn, there is food porn, there is travel porn, and then there is my least favorite genre of all, General Lifestyle Porn.

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Not drinking alcohol: Admirable? Yes. Low key rude and judge-y to gloat about at the office after you’ve only been alcohol-free for less than 100 hours? Hard yes.

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Calling other girls basic.