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You once said that you were afraid that I would break your heart, and I sorely said that you were mistaken. I was right, just as I am now.

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This is YOLO like you have always dreamed.

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There’s a significant difference in using your single status as the punchline in a joke you’re telling about yourself, and actively complaining to the universe because you just hate being single.

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She’s willing to sacrifice anything except the vision she has of herself in her mind as morally flawless.

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Statistically, the chances of your ex being a sociopath or narcissist are just incredibly, incredibly low.

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Dressing in business casual attire and sitting at a super fancy CUBICLE does not make you better than anyone. It doesn’t mean you work harder, and it certainly should not make you feel as though you’ve earned more respect.

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I wish you’d tell me that you’re sorry. That you didn’t mean the words you said without thinking, that you’d take them back if you could. That all the pain you’ve caused will heal because you never wanted it to be this way, and that you’re longing for my forgiveness. But I know you won’t.

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Your comment was inappropriate. Period. I could end here but I don’t think you fully understand the extent of your word choice.

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We don’t care about other people’s feelings, we care about our own and if it doesn’t benefit us, we won’t do it because we “don’t give a fuck.”

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Being an adult doesn’t mean having a pinterest-porn living room and an engagement ring resting on your finger.