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“If you’re looking for a very simple way to make ramen extraordinary, go with Parmesan cheese.”

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I woke up on the couch at 8:30AM, the debris from our candy-bar massacre spilled out across the coffee table.

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5. Anything from the dollar menu.

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These are the worst foods to eat when you’re binging on Netflix from bed on those comfy Sunday afternoons.

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And don’t get me wrong, I love Ramen noodles. I even have one of those bogus little cookbooks that teaches you 40 new and exciting ways to eat those packets of pure sodium and their little cardboard pasta squares. But we shouldn’t be relegated to that.