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Admit it: You’re drawn to bizarre characters with quirky personalities and styles. 

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Is it so bad to be different than others?

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“I put my finger in my belly button and then smell it.”

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When you’re on a date and say ‘Does that ever happen to you?’ They always respond, ‘No.’

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While a level of awareness is good, being too obsessed with if/how we might embarrass ourselves can keep us from so many experiences. If you accept that, sometimes, you’re going to look and act a fool, it won’t seem quite as terrifying to put yourself out there.

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5. They’re a Tumblr feminist.

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Wear footie pajamas to their cat’s funeral. Pass you a note on scented Hello Kitty paper during the service that says: “I killed him.”

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He says, “You eat popcorn while walking around Target. That’s awkward.”