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Same city; not same borough. See what your location says about you.

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It is a source of extra cash to feed the hungry monster, Uncle Sam. My future—and my family’s—is sabotaged by a cool quarter million ransom due—for student loans.

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(Or, why you’ve been delusional enough to stay here)

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Are you a gentrifier?

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5 really gratuitous crowns available online right now…for the boss b*tch in you.

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A is for Astoria is the best neighborhood in NYC.

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I also think, unlike most cities, New York almost projects a certain lifestyle or “rite de passage” that should be followed.

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The police are supposed to exist to protect and serve the citizens, not to protect a taxi monopoly and serve their need for profit.

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When I say that I’m from Queens, what I really mean is, I grew up on Long Island, and moved to Astoria right after college. That’s the same as being from Queens, right? Anybody?

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“Look, I can’t let you just hang out here. OK, you either have to up the stairs, or you have to go down the stairs, but you can’t just stand here on the stairs.”