My big concern was that going on a cruise would be like going to Vegas, except on water instead of in a desert.
“On Throwback Thursday, I like to comment, ‘Wow! You used to be so pretty!’”
I sat in the waiting room, a nervous wreck. I had the cold sweats, my hands were shaking like a drug addict going through withdrawal, and I never felt more alone in my entire life.
“What happened between the two of you? Why’d you break up?”
Getting the last copy of the video at the video store.
You doodle all day while keeping an eye on the clock just like when you were a teenage idiot stuck in detention.
ASMR is a tingling feeling that stems from watching or listening to certain conditions such as haircuts, tapping on glass, or crinkling plastic.
Having a love affair with hand sanitizer.
There is not enough coffee in the world to protect me from your OC superiority complex.
These are the HONEST slogans.