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To Zepar there was nothing more intoxicating than the taste of a female.

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A buddy of mine who went to high school in Los Angeles once had 10% of his grade lowered on a report because when he stapled them together, he did it horizontally instead of at a 45 degree angle.

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Do not “punish” her, as this will be counterproductive to her training.

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I hope this clears things up for you.

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Some of these are absolutely golden.

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Come back to the future, Marty McFly.

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Though I awoke from my dream to a buzzing alarm, I knew how it would’ve ended: I was to embrace him and finally, after all this time, reciprocate the feelings he possessed for me.

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I think this video is why people feel a sort of hopeless despair about the future – because we have people like this. People who sincerely believe that the wrecking of an entire country, loss of life and subsequent turmoil are because those affected don’t believe in a freaking myth. Particularly enraging video inside.