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An especially chilling note about this case is that when police went to the parent’s house to arrest them, they stopped and took care to set out water for the family dog before going to jail.

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To Zepar there was nothing more intoxicating than the taste of a female.

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A buddy of mine who went to high school in Los Angeles once had 10% of his grade lowered on a report because when he stapled them together, he did it horizontally instead of at a 45 degree angle.

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Do not “punish” her, as this will be counterproductive to her training.

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I hope this clears things up for you.

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Some of these are absolutely golden.

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Come back to the future, Marty McFly.

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Though I awoke from my dream to a buzzing alarm, I knew how it would’ve ended: I was to embrace him and finally, after all this time, reciprocate the feelings he possessed for me.