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Killer (pumpkin) clowns are watching your movements down every street you go.

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🎶 Let’s talk about fall, baby. Let’s talk about all them leaves. 🎶

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So you’re single AF. Who cares? You don’t need a boyfriend to do a matching costume! Plan a kicka$$ group costume.

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Fall and Halloween go hand-in-hand so don’t be afraid to grab a blanket and cuddle up on the couch to a classic horror movie.

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Who thought porcupines love pumpkins?

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I genuinely like fall, but I’m so, so, so tired of hearing about the same seasonal activities and topics.

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“Biggest” Pumpkin Contest, the first pumpkin contest in which the pumpkin’s value isn’t determined by weight, but instead, by arrogance.

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Trick or treat used to be about praying the souls of the dead out of Purgatory.

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It means you’re only one day away from post-Halloween candy discounts. If I’m doing my math right, the day after Halloween you can buy a bag of Reese’s for roughly two and a half shekels.

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Pumpkins…Meh