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Ladies and gentlemen, it’s time to dump all your perfumes and colognes in the toilet!

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‘Twas the night before Thanksgiving when all through the bar, not a creature was sober, y’all know who you are.

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When you fall in love in the autumn, you get to keep it all through the winter –memories as wonderful and wistful as jumping into a pile of leaves. This Fall, don’t be afraid to dive in.

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We all know pumpkin pie is delicious — we have spent the better part of the 21st century so far trying to cram that flavor combination into as many products as we possibly can.