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Headphones in, sunglasses on.

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The look you give to someone who coughs or sneezes in your direction could literally murder a whole village of newborn penguins.

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When I ride the bus I begin to appreciate the world around me, almost every single time I have rode the bus I put my beats in and listen to Red Hot Chili Peppers while looking out the window at the beautiful Upstate New York scenery.

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The sassy large woman whose bag keeps slamming into you every time she looks around.

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Airplanes: where the happiness of your life for the next few hours is determined by some algorithm on an airport computer. Who you randomly end up next to on the plane makes for your flight experience.

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Regardless of your preference toward your current situation, we can all agree on one thing. If you take public transportation, you’re going to have a bad time.

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8. The Recent Transplant Who Is Still Afraid Of Everyone.

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It’s tough to find someone with a high opinion of public transportation.

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“I have no idea who you even are and I hate you.”

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The morning is a time reserved for quiet reflection on how you wish you were in bed and the 8 hours of hell you’re about to endure.