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I cry over stupid shit.

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Pro: Crime rates have gone down, so that’s nice.

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7. You’re Now Smarter Than You’ve Ever Been

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CON: Can’t take the usual 20 – 60 front-facing iPhone camera pics of yourself as usual.

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I’m a post-modern work baby, which means I have no concept of what it means to work in an office that enforces a dress code and has Casual Fridays. I’ve actually only worked from an office one time and it was for three months at an edgy magazine that encouraged you to wear a Balenciaga trash bag to work.