People always want hear me talk about what it’s like being a young father, and lucky for them I have a story to tell.

The right person won’t make you wonder.

Pro: Crime rates have gone down, so that’s nice.

So what’s a woman to do when she meets a single dad? Well, for starters, it’s certainly not the end of the world.

The best parts are also the worst parts.

I know full well the pros and cons of dating a lawyer even though I’ve never personally dated one.

Do they bring multiple suitors home during the week? And if so, do they or their saucy one night stand scream like a banshee in the throes of it?

I’ve interviewed over 100 comedy writers, and I’ve learned a few things in the process.

Don’t lie. We’ve all thought of being a stripper once or twice.

Boobies. Tits. Breasts. Bosoms. Jugs. Sweater Stretchers. Knockers. Amen.