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People always want hear me talk about what it’s like being a young father, and lucky for them I have a story to tell.

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The right person won’t make you wonder.

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Pro: Crime rates have gone down, so that’s nice.

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So what’s a woman to do when she meets a single dad? Well, for starters, it’s certainly not the end of the world.

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The best parts are also the worst parts.

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I know full well the pros and cons of dating a lawyer even though I’ve never personally dated one.

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Do they bring multiple suitors home during the week? And if so, do they or their saucy one night stand scream like a banshee in the throes of it?

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I’ve interviewed over 100 comedy writers, and I’ve learned a few things in the process.

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Don’t lie. We’ve all thought of being a stripper once or twice.

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Boobies. Tits. Breasts. Bosoms. Jugs. Sweater Stretchers. Knockers. Amen.