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There’s a world of difference between opposing the use of something and outlawing it all together.

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I’ve been working for our town’s little one-room for over 20 years now. You know what’s difficult about being a small town librarian? There are no children’s librarians, no reference librarians.

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Carrie Nation, a name both feared and mocked by drunken lowlifes of yore.

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From Ernest Hemingway to LMFAO.

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Had a rough day at work? Ale will help release the stress. Nervous on a first date? Lager will help ease the nerves. Cut your hand on a power tool? Stout will help stop the pain and bleeding (not 100% on the bleeding). It’s the long lost friend we finally found.