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Having close friends while being somewhat detached with the person and the relationship will make the friendship seem superficial. But for people like me, it’s the closest we can get to a genuine friendship.

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We often assume that we understand exactly what’s going on in these heads and hearts of ours, but realistically the problems that we face can be too big to process without intentional dissection and examination beyond the immediate moment we experience it.

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Sit in a strange position when farting, so the fart bubble does not go up the cooter.

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“Don’t you know that [insert junk food here] is bad for you?”

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And we are afraid to be open with this need, with this passion, because we don’t want to lose you. That is really the crux of it.

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Sometimes you just want to punch the baby.