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You still have a wonderful life even if you don’t have a shiny and glorious internet persona.

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Recently, a California court requested Apple hack into an iPhone seized from one of the terrorists in the San Bernardino shooting. The FBI claimed that encrypted documents make it difficult to track terrorists.

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She was never embarrassed to say your name or to hold your hand in public. She was never unsure of where she stood because the answer was always, “Right next to him.”

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You will cry. Before, during, and after. You will shed tears of fear, relief, and joy. I recommend purchasing tissues and chocolate ahead of time.

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“I was asked for a $2 million donation from the Prime Minister and I told him to F-off,” he said.

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Keeping your personal life private isn’t such an easy task

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Knowing how nosy people operate is key to getting the upper hand should one seek you out. Snoops usually start off with light conversation or butter you up with compliments before they worm their way towards increasingly invasive questions.

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This story will really give you the creeps.

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Naked time is all the time. 
Your shower robe hangs lonely on the shower rack on the backside of your bathroom door. After enjoying your first, I-can-belt-Aretha-as-loud-as-I-want shower moment, you realized that your robe was no longer needed in your new palace.

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For all those complaining that Paul’s just grandstanding because he’s running for President? So what? For today the man is a champion of the concerns of Americans and nothing else matters.