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The Secret Confessions Of An Only Child

The Secret Confessions Of An Only Child

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When I was younger, I frequently yelled at my parents for not giving me a brother or sister. Yes, that’s correct. GIVING ME. Like as in a gift.

10 Truths About Dating That We All Need To Start Acknowledging

10 Truths About Dating That We All Need To Start Acknowledging

Rebecca Montgomery
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Everything women do is for attention. Just accept it.

100 Ways To Be Flawless

100 Ways To Be Flawless

Eileen James
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43. Find a trait in a person that drives you wild. A trait you love, something completely different from their overall appearance. Love the way a person blinks, or laughs, or cries. Love them for the tiny things.

9 Ways To (Pretend To) Be A Writer

9 Ways To (Pretend To) Be A Writer

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Post statuses saying you’re “Doing a little writing” or “Not going to let this third act problem get the best of me. Pushing forward!”

Get Out Of My Bed

Get Out Of My Bed

Charlotte Green
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People tell us all the time that we should be together, that we would make such a good couple, that we’re “basically already dating.” What does that mean?

25 Ways To Pretend You Have A Social Life

25 Ways To Pretend You Have A Social Life

Chelsea Fagan Chelsea Fagan
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Talk about the party you went to last weekend, even though you literally just sat in the corner the entire time and played with/talked to the house pet.

9 Ways To Act Around Your Crush

9 Ways To Act Around Your Crush

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9. However That 15-Year-Old, Masquerading As A Relationship Expert On Yahoo! Answers Advised You To Act

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