Even once you’re without-a-shred-of-doubt visibly pregnant, you can’t expect strangers to give up their seat for you so readily because the world is populated by some very conveniently clueless individuals who will happily ignore you rather than sacrifice their own comfort.
Admit it – we all enjoy online shopping from time to time. I’ve personally fallen victim to Amazon Prime and can get my favorite items in two days or less.
The Breast Is Best Enthusiast
“I can’t lie. I had a reallllly hard time during pregnancy watching my weight tick up and up and up nonstop…”
Is it bad if my bump is kind of lopsided?
When you’re in a healthy, loving relationship with the man of your dreams and you get pregnant accidentally, you still have reproductive rights. I chose to exercise mine.
What if my kid never finds true love? What if they feel perpetually misunderstood? What if I’m the one who just can’t understand them?
“What if my baby’s ugly? Seriously? I DON’T WANT AN UGLY BABY!!”
Unwelcome realization number 5,781: Your body isn’t really your own anymore. Like, at all.
There’s no reason why I want to die. It just seems like I’m eventually going to die anyway, why bother with putting it off? Why spend all this effort moving from one obligation to the next?