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I ran over a snake in the road. I ugly cried for 2 hours thinking about his snake family waiting for him to come home and him never showing up. Those poor snake babies. My husband was just like, “What?” which made the snot bubbles intensify. The kicker: I hate snakes. And they don’t even live in families!

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Nipples are one of the most sensitive areas of the body.

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More than the fears and worries, I really just feel excited to meet this little person who has been growing inside me.

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I basically know everything there is to know about baby sleep so I know I’ll be able to fix the problem … at least I’m pretty sure I will! 

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At this rate, she’s going to run the world someday.

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Are you having a natural childbirth? Why, yes—in that it’s completely natural to take drugs to alleviate excruciating pain!

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Even once you’re without-a-shred-of-doubt visibly pregnant, you can’t expect strangers to give up their seat for you so readily because the world is populated by some very conveniently clueless individuals who will happily ignore you rather than sacrifice their own comfort.

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Admit it – we all enjoy online shopping from time to time. I’ve personally fallen victim to Amazon Prime and can get my favorite items in two days or less.

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The Breast Is Best Enthusiast

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“I can’t lie. I had a reallllly hard time during pregnancy watching my weight tick up and up and up nonstop…”