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Close your ears to all the negative things that people have to say about you and surround yourself with those who will embrace your little imperfections and help you do that as well.

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You were not made to be cookie cutter. You are not here to be like every other person you see.

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Did you know it’s National Karaoke Week? Of course you did!

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1. Like a freezer without burritos

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2. Being “popular” in middle school taught me all the wrong things.

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2. She Punishes People Who Cut In Line.

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Trust me. I know what I’m talking about.

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Does this stuff come in newsletter form? Is there some exclusive memo or cool-kid-illuminati type of secret society meeting that excludes the rest of us? Or is it called Twitter? Please help.