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This is an article that enjoys Taylor Swift.

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Here are some obnoxiously cute modern love songs you and your significant other can listen to and look all doe-eyed at each other.

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Okay, go ahead and make another twee video.

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3. VÉRITÉ – “Weekend”

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“Well, if you want me to start at the beginning, I’ll uh…tell you a little bit about the job.

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I love it when people say “pop” instead of “soda.” I start laughing so hard.

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Come on Barbie, let’s go party.

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You know you had an Evanescence CD.

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Is this the greatest playlist of all time? Yes.

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BVO is patented as a “flame retardant.” So, when people throw around the phrase, “you’re drinking flame retardant,” it is a little more than misleading.