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LIBRA: You find hidden meaning in things that have absolutely no hidden meaning. I’m not sure whether anyone ever told you this, but sometimes a cucumber is just a cucumber. Sometimes riding a horse is just riding a horse. Sometimes eating a popsicle is just eating a popsicle….

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Everyone needs to appreciate the beauty that it Pop-Tarts’s Twitter.

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1. The way people “meet each other” nowadays is, like, really weird. If you’re like me, you grew up watching movies where people made a romantic connection through a—gasp—face-to-face interaction.

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I woke up on the couch at 8:30AM, the debris from our candy-bar massacre spilled out across the coffee table.

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This year more than ever, America has taken pumpkin spice to a whole new level. It needs to stop.

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Right now I have a small box of Fruit Loops, a box of Corn Pops, two Nature Valley Fruit & Nut bars, and a package of Strawberry Pop Tarts. The Pop Tarts are more of a challenge I’ve given myself than a treat to be enjoyed.

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Because there’s a difference between somebody eating an untoasted Pop-Tart and someone else eating a eggs, bacon, toast and such.

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ne of the most inarguably precious things about adulthood is the ability to buy yourself as much sugary cereal as you like, and eating it at whatever time of day your lil heart desires.