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This is not the time to abandon America. This is when you hold on, hunker down, strap in, and fight for the America you want her to be.

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“A freak is uninhibited past the point of it being fun.”

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“I thought I wanted freedom, and I do 6 days a week. But Sunday nights, man. I miss her.”

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There is no way you would have thought this was possible five years ago.

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“She always listened when I talked about my day instead of having that glazed over look.”

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“I don’t like it when it seems like the girl isn’t enjoying herself. Sex should be fun for both of us.”

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Ask “is it in yet?”

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‘As a petite girl I can attest to the fact that big dicks are overrated.’

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“Honestly, it isn’t a lot of the time. But those moments that are, I think they’re worth waiting for… so I guess that’s my answer. The moments that make everything else worth it.”

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After achieving the rank of the #1 dirtiest city in the country last year, New York City appears to have cleaned up slightly – it’s now only the 5th filthy city in the US. The Big Apple now ranks behind New Orleans, Los Angeles, Philadelphia, and Memphis.