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“When I was in 3rd grade, I found Polaroids of my parents getting down and dirty on their honeymoon.”

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In “Dream Closets,” I’ll be documenting my favorite closets around New York and the personalities behind each of them.

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None of these and all of these are real.

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A lot of my female friends do this trick in pictures where they pull their arms back in a “casual” way so it looks like all they have are shoulders. This “trick” may effectively obscure your arms but it also inadvertently makes you look like an amputee victim.

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The liberal arts college face is usually serious, melancholy, and introspective and taken in some kind of nature. It really thrives in the following locations: The mountains, the beach, someone’s bedroom, “in polaroids”, on a yoga retreat or at a cafe.

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We post certain pictures to our Facebook that will make us look good and leave the gross ones out. We get rid of our activity on our wall if we want to create a minimalist feel. Do we want our lives to feel clean or do we not mind exposing the chaos? The choice is ours.

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Hipsters would like you to think that they don’t have parents. It’s as if they just appeared on the streets of Bedford Avenue or Silverlake fully formed with a cigarette dangling from their lips and a fake ID.  That’s why seeing them somewhere on a family outing is so insane and rare.

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Disposables are the new Polaroids. The appeal lies in functionality, their analog nature making them the antithesis of the modern digital camera. Disposables embrace limited exposures, the viewfinder and not instantly judging your feigned smile. That’s the beauty. Digital cameras offer no secrets and no surprises, immediately displaying themselves, begging for instant assessment.