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6. Nothing is worse than sideways sleet. I repeat, nothing.

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When are you at your worst? For me, it’s a few petty things and this week two came to pass. The first, when I’m REALLY hungry. The second, when I’m looking for something.

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3. “I’m waiting for the perfect opportunity to come along.”

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“It doesn’t really rhyme, but I FEEL him.”

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Want to awe the assembly at the dinner table or launch a topic to assess the brain power of your date?

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Here’s the thing — if the only way to get to the road back home is a one lane bridge that’s closed, it’s going to get worse, and it does.

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Seriously, that’s the first thing that came to my mind.

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2. You haven’t eaten a salad in weeks. It’s been all soup and sweet potatoes. And chocolate. Let’s not kid ourselves.

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The cold brings us together. It makes couples out of strangers.

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Polar Vortex (hey, didn’t I see them open for Flaming Lips?) might be bringing the icy hammer of Hoth down upon half of North America right now, but there were a few perky (they had good support) moments for women in the news today.