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Ditto – You let your friends pick the movies, the restaurants, the road trip music. You never give your own opinion. You do what everyone else wants. 

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Theaters are giving out unique Pokémon cards on opening night.

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1. When you think about Pikachu, I want you to envision a potato. I know that sounds weird but just do it. Have it in your head? Now draw a potato-like blob. 2.

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The search term has actually been ranking pretty high on porn sites.

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What do you call a low fat Pokemon? Butterfree.

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If you hear the song of the Gourgeist you are cursed forever.

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Gotta catch ’em all (the signs)!!

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“I wanna be the very best…”

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Honestly, I wish this was a joke post or a satire of some sort. It isn’t.

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Pokémon Go is the popular location-based game that has been taking the United States by storm. Passionate fans get to interact with “real world” surroundings and catch Pokémon all around them.