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Why Blume? Blume’s produces ethically made, biodegradable menstruation products and delivers them to your home in a self care subscription box. These products aren’t a threat to your body or the environment.

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We’re human. Karma taught me my lesson.

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“Men don’t steal my clothes as often when we break up.”

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Your partner will probably be able to see you are in a bad mood right away. But that doesn’t mean he will know why. His first instinct may be to worry that you are angry with him.

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Not being sure if you just peed or your period arrived.

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Fear not the dark, an old proverb goes. Fear the woman PMSing for she will curse your unborn children shall you cross her.

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Once I manage to finally get off the emotional rollercoaster, all of a sudden cravings hit me like a ton of rocks. Is there any chocolate in this house? Do you have any snacks?

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You are convinced you’ve gained 1,000 pounds within 24 hours. You’re a monster. You’re hideous. You’re unlovable. You’re so bloated that you feel like you’re smuggling a giant balloon under your shirt. WILL YOU ALWAYS BE THIS WAY? IS THIS HOW YOU LOOK NOW? FOREVER???