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Newbies aka the Enthusiast: They go to classes every single day that one can’t help but wonder: Don’t these people have anything else to do?

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When people don’t wipe their machine down. That’s gross.

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I experienced my first “see something, say something” situation about a week ago.

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I explained the situation to the girl at the desk: “I found this ring, blah, blah, blah, it’s gorgeous, blah, blah, blah, can I leave my name and number with you so that if the owner returns, she can call me, describe the ring and I can then return it to her?”