This could be the sexiest plane ever. Seriously.
“I’m so sorry. I’m so sorry.” My apologies do nothing to drown out the heinous noises reverberating throughout the small cabin.
Flying is scary for some people. It’s mostly frustrating and anxiety-inducing.
He got freaked out when they started dumping fuel. Then they started a slow turn around. Not many passengers noticed the fuel, but most noticed the turn. He was mentally preparing to find out if the plane was being hijacked.
This was the morning (US Eastern time) of September 11, 2001.
“There is something about the momentum of travel that makes you want to just keep moving, to never stop.”
This might not be real life, but by God, it’s so much better. Just remember: “Burns heal, but savings are forever!”
When I sat down, I noticed a man sitting on the other side of the aisle, one row back, that looked strangely familiar. He was covered in dark winter wear, tall, older, with black glasses. Suddenly it hit me. JOHN CUSACK WAS ON MY FLIGHT.